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Showing posts with label Moviezzzz at the theater. Show all posts

10.4.09

In the immortal words of Ms. Spears, they "rocked out with their cocks out"

get it?!? Because this movie has a flasher in it!

An overman as described by Zarathustra, the main character in Thus Spoke Zarathustra, is the one who is willing to risk all for the sake of enhancement of humanity. In contrary to the “last man” whose sole desire is his own comfort and is incapable of creating anything beyond oneself in any form. This should suggest that an overman is someone who can establish his own values as the world in which others live their lives, often unaware that they are not pregiven. This means an overman can affect and influence the lives of others. In other words, an overman has his own values, independent of others, which affects and dominates others’ lives that may not have predetermined values but only herd instinct. An overman is then someone who has a life which is not merely to live each day with no meanings when nothing in the past and future is more important than the present, or more precisely, the pleasure and happiness in the present, but with the purpose for humanity.
From: Nietzsche’s idea of an overman and life from his point of view


Nietzsche's concept of the "overman" is what came to mind constantly throughout Observe and Report. The theory outlined pretty much sums out the actions of Ronnie Barnhardt throughout the film; in fact it relates to the actions of any sort of vigilante super hero. The reason I enjoyed this film is that it is a hilarious and dark look at the reality of vigilante justice; its just a dude who is delusional about his role in the world. But you can't help but love Ronnie; his actions are guided by some wayward but honest morals and you can appreciate his efforts. He does really want to make the world, or at least his mall a better place.

Sarah and I originally intended to see Adventureland but there was no contest when we realized that this movie was playing. What we did not anticipate was the ridiculous crowds the Hannah Montana Movie was going to be bringing in on this particular Friday afternoon. The line ups for popcorn where mind meltingly long and filled with anxious young girls and pre-teens. We also lost our Mars bar entering the theater, you will be missed mars bar.

I anticipated that from the preview people would think that this film was going to be like the Apatow films or Paul Blart Mall Cop but it really really isn't. It is a comedy but it smacks its audience around a bit. It's jokes are often offensive and it has some surprising violence, needless to say, I loved it. I believe it had a little touch of the Cohen brothers going on. I guessed correctly that the two old ladies sitting on the end of our row would leave and they did, right around the time Ronnie and his sidekick Dennis' montage of coke, liquor, heroin, violence and general mayhem began. I guess they didn't appreciate Ronnie's little detour into Dennis' anarchistic, chaotic realm. They should have had more faith in our protagonist.

Much hilarity due to a small part played by Aziz Ansari from Human Giant. "Why would I blow up the Chick Fillet?! That place is fucking delicious!" And Ray Liotta was an awesome pick for the cliched cop role.

Seth Rogen was amazing in this role, his face is so mean looking and he plays a wayward meathead so well!
"The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero."

I would like to finish this with a comparison between vigilante justice speeches since that is what kept popping into my head during this film.


4.4.09

Dear Dreamworks you make for a good Saturday afternoon

Sarah and I filled ourselves with coffee (Sarah) and Bellinis (me) and went to see Monsters Vs. Aliens. What I like about Dreamworks movies is that they are short, thrilling and forgettable. It's nice to sit and enjoy a lack of thought or brain activity and just giggle as you stuff another milk dud, skittle, sour patch kid etc. into your mouth. It's the only time I can handle they old lady cackling behind me and the massive group of kids whispering and turning about in their seats...I don't feel like I'm going to miss anything.
I also very much enjoy playing "Guess that actor" as I try and envision the celebrity line up they have voicing the films. This time I guessed Rogen, Witherspoon, Arnet, Rudd and Colbert correctly. I was pretty impressed with myself.
Rogen as B.O.B definitely was the most hilarious and I'm glad that humor in kids movies is a little homosexual in nature these days, that should mean something should it not? I mean we all knew Gaston in Beauty and the Beast was quite a Mo and Jafar from Aladdin was a little too similar to Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror but they never made the gayness so explicit. What can I say? I'm pleased.

21.3.09

I'm Not In Love No No

Today Sarah and I went to see "I Love You Man" with Jason Segel and Paul Rudd. I thought this movie would make me expire from ecstasy because it features two of my favorite boyfriends being boyfriends to one another. But no, I was maybe mildly entertained by what I thought was going to be a three ring circus extraordinaire of hilarity. This film has all the outward appearances of a Judd Apatow movie in its cast and subject matter but DO NOT BE FOOLED. (Sigh, to think of what HE could have done with this film) There were some other Apatowesque movies made in the last year by different directors, such as "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and "Role Models";those films actually made me LOL in the theaters as I sat alone (that's another story). I'm going to go ahead and blame the writers of "I Love You Man" because "Role Models" was written by Paul Rudd and "Sarah Marshall" was written by Jason Segel so it is clear that these two actors perform best in their own jokes and not this stiffly written crap.
Aright, I feel although I'm being a little hard on Director/Writer John Hamburg. Sarah and I did let out some giggles throughout the movie but neither my cheeks nor my abs hurt and I feel unsatisfied if a comedy hurts none of my extremities.This film hurt my heart instead. I mean it featured Andy Samberg and he was NOT funny, he could have been played by anyone. Writing a script that makes Andy Samberg not funny is sacrilege in my books...Geez.
It was almost worth it to see Jason Segel in ugg boots and for Paul Rudd "slappin the bass" but there was just too much of Rudd's character trying in vain to come up with catch phrases,Common! you can only milk a joke so many times!
The only reason I would watch this movie again is for the gag reel in the special features because I can imagine that shit would be hilarious. I will definitely NOT be purchasing this film, not even for cheap previously viewed prices at Rogers Video.

I still have love for Paul and Jason though, you're my boos.

7.3.09

All Along the Watchtower

We went to see "Watchmen" today, I can't really say much because I need to read the comic right now. What I can say is, I really appreciate the use of Jackie Earle Haley. This guy can do ugly, creepy and mean looking so well.









He makes my skin crawl, he was so upsetting in the movie "Little Children", which also stared another "Watchmen" actor, Patrick Wilson.
I don't really feel like I can effectively assess this movie without reading the comic. I intended to get it done over winter break but I instead chose to be a keener and read ahead for the next semester. Damn me.